the diary of a midget wrangler: part 1...

i don't know what it is this week,

but my little minions have been on a roll.

they have been saying things that i can't help but laugh out loud about,

they have been drawing things that crack me up,

and they are apparently having relationships with each other that go behind my back...

exhibit a:

i found this gem on the floor the other day after school...

(please notice the faces on these stick figures before you scroll to the next photo)

exhibit b:

i'm so glad my students notice the bright colored nail polish that i've been rockin'.

oh, and apparently the purple contacts too...

exhibit c:

this child needs to be taught the difference between blonde and brunette.

or perhaps she's hinting at something...?

and exhibit d:

how could you not fall in LOVE with this guy?

my dream-boy has finally come along...

and lest we forget their candid verbage:

savannah: (at the end of a very stressful day) Miss Cracroft, have you found a man to love yet?

me: Oh Savannah, i sure have been looking. Do you know anyone?

savannah: ohhhhh yes!

(she's currently working on setting us up)

me: (working on the vocabulary word prefer) Colton, what do you prefer: apples or bananas?

colton: I prefer apples because they are natures candy.

and Savannah. again.

me: (on the subject of Love) I love you guys like you were my own kids.

savannah: We ARE your kids! And Miss Cracroft, I know why we don't all look alike.

me: Oh yeah? Why?

savannah: Because you got with one man and then you X-ed him. Then you got with another man and then you X-ed him. And you kept doing that.

life is good. reallllly good.