the diary of a midget wrangler: on the subject of love

last week,

as we were making color wheels out of play-doh,

i just happened to be passing by when

the following conversation took place:

sam: do you want to know what

(pauses, whispers)

making out is?

abby: (shaking her head in total disgust)

nuh-uh!

sam: (pausing, as if he were contemplating the consequences of telling her anyway, whispers)

it's kissing...

but BETTER!

haha!

you're right Sam.

WAY better!