It was nice having you. Please come back... please! But if you don't, then:
Dear Winter...
Make sure you snow lots in the mountains and only little in the valley.
Dear Barack...
Congratulations on your win. Please keep your promise and save the middle class... I'm starving.
Dear Barbacoa Burrito Bowl...
oooh, mylanta! My stomach!
Dear Kingsbury...
Thank you for supplementing my November's income. I couldn't have paid the Honda off without you.
Deer Valley...
Why are you letting Snowbird open first? If you don't hurry, I'm going to take my services elsewhere.
Dear Brain...
Please shut off. Thank you.
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